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A kid who thinks old farts are cool and hangs out with them instead of doing anything fun like getting wasted or getting laid.
I’d rather play lawn bowls than go to the mall with my friends.
My grandpa’s better than my ex.
I’m basically a grandpa’s best friend.
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A teenager who’s too lame to hang with their own age and instead goes around being best friends with old people.
I bowl better than my dad.
I’d rather listen to my grandma’s stories than my friend’s gossip.
Old people are way more fun than my stupid friends.
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A kid who thinks old people are the bomb and spends all their time with them instead of doing anything worth doing.
I bowl with my grandpa every weekend. It’s way better than hanging with my friends.
I’d rather play bowls than get drunk at the party.
I’m basically a walking lawn bowl.
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A teenager who’s too much of a wimp to hang with their own age and instead gets stuck with old people and their dumb hobbies.
I’d rather bowl with my grandpa than get bullied at school.
Old people are way better than my stupid friends.
I’ve got more fun with my grandpa than my friends.
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A kid who would rather hang out with old farts than do anything fun like get wasted or get a girlfriend.
I bowl with my grandpa every weekend. It’s way better than hanging with my friends.
I’d rather listen to my grandma’s stories than my friend’s gossip.
Old people are way more fun than my stupid friends.
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