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A grumpy old hooker who pees on customers like it’s a job.
I paid $20 and got peed on. That’s a tax break.
She looked at me like I owed her money. Then she peed on me.
This woman charges by the stream. I got two.
O.A.Pee
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A woman so old she smells like a toilet and charges by the drop.
I asked for a massage. She gave me a leak.
She peed on my shirt. I wore it to work. My boss cried.
She took my money and my dignity. And my socks.
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An old lady who gives blowjobs and pees on you for fun.
She said I was her favorite. Then she peed on my face.
I got a BJ and a pee. It was like a combo meal.
She said I was cute. Then she peed on me. I was confused.