O.A.PEADO

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An O. A. PEADO is someone who thinks old people are the bomb and would kiss their grandmas for a snack.
I’d trade my life for a cup of coffee with my grandma’s best stories.
My grandpa’s rants about the 70s are better than my phone’s battery life.
I’d marry my uncle’s best friend just to get his pizza recipe.
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An O. A. PEADO is a person who gets all hot and bothered by old people and their weird habits.
My aunt’s bingo game is more exciting than my life.
My grandpa’s got more secrets than my ex.
I’d follow my grandma’s cat just to see where it goes.
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An O. A. PEADO is someone who would rather be yelled at by their grandpa than text their friends.
My grandpa’s yelling is better than my math test.
I’d rather listen to my uncle’s rants than my mom’s drama.
My grandma’s stories are way better than my video game.
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An O. A. PEADO is a person who thinks old people are cool and would fight anyone who said otherwise.
I’d punch my cousin for calling my grandma a fossil.
My grandpa’s got more energy than my dog.
I’d defend my uncle’s rants like they were my life.
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An O. A. PEADO is someone who thinks old people are like gold and would steal their snacks if they had to.
I’d rob my grandma’s fridge just to get her cookies.
My uncle’s got more snacks than my entire wallet.
I’d steal my grandpa’s pizza just to save my life.
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An O. A. PEADO is someone who would rather be yelled at by their grandpa than text their friends.
My grandpa’s yelling is better than my math test.
I’d rather listen to my uncle’s rants than my mom’s drama.
My grandma’s stories are way better than my video game.
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