Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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OAPD is when someone can't help but shove stuff up their butt, even if it's gross and hurts like hell.

I tried to stop him, but he shoved a pencil up his butt just because he felt like it.

She used a sock as a toilet paper and called it a lifestyle.

He put a chicken drumstick in his pants and said it was a snack.

2

OAPD is like a disease where you stick random junk in your ass and laugh about it later.

He put a pen in his pants during a Zoom meeting and said it was a productivity hack.

She shoved a hair tie up her butt and called it a fashion statement.

He tried to stick a cheeseburger in his pants and ended up crying.

3

OAPD is when you're so obsessed with putting things in your ass that you forget how to live.

He shoved a phone in his pants and missed his mom's birthday call.

She stuck a spoon in her pants and said it was a kitchen tool.

He tried to put a banana in his pants and ended up with a mess.

4

OAPD is when you stick things in your butt so much that you start talking to them.

He stuck a pencil in his pants and said it was his new best friend.

She shoved a sock in her butt and told it to shut up.

He put a pen in his pants and asked it for advice.

5

OAPD is like being a kid again, but with more butt stuff and less time to grow up.

He shoved a ruler in his pants during math class and got a detention.

She stuck a pencil in her butt and said it was a dance move.

He tried to put a sandwich in his pants and ended up with crumbs everywhere.

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OAPD is when you stick things in your butt so much that your friends start to worry about you.

He stuck a pen in his pants and said it was a new hobby.

She shoved a pencil in her butt and said it was a trend.

He put a cheeseburger in his pants and got a food stain.