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A person who gets hard when they see old people with money.
I saw my grandpa at the mall and got a hard on.
She texts her neighbor every day just to chat about pensions.
He spends all his savings on a dating app for old folks.
oapaedophile
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Someone who thinks old people are the best lay.
He married his grandma’s best friend and now they live together.
She spends her days making out with retirees.
He prefers old ladies because they know what they want.
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A creep who likes old people with a pension.
He stalks his aunt on social media just to see her retire.
She sends her uncle roses every week to keep him happy.
He left his job to chase down old ladies with money.