OAP- Own Arse Plugger

My cousin is an OAP. She does it in public and laughs like a maniac.

She texted me: 'I’m going to plug my own ass with that guy’s dong. Watch me.'

At the party, she pulled out a guy’s penis and jammed it in her butt like it was a snack.

My friend saw her do it at the mall. She didn’t even flinch.

She DM’d me: 'I just plugged my own ass. Send help.'

At work, she pulled out a guy’s penis and jammed it in her butt while everyone was eating lunch.

She told me, 'I plug my own ass every day. It's my hobby.'

I saw her do it in the park with a guy she barely knew.

She texted me: 'I just plugged my own butt. It's the best part of my day.'