OAP

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A UK person who gets free money when they’re too old to work. They usually shuffle around like they’ve got two bad knees and a brain made of pudding.

My grandpa is an OAP. He gets free money and spends it on tea and biscuits.

I saw an OAP yelling at a bus driver for not stopping.

My neighbor’s OAP mom just got a new Zimmer frame and a colostomy bag.

A pub outside, usually in a field, where students get drunk and try to impress people by shouting at each other.

The OAP at McGill was so loud, the cows ran away.

I went to the OAP and got so drunk, I tried to dance with a sheep.

The OAP started at 10 PM and ended at 5 AM. I missed my class.

An old person who walks slow, has a colostomy bag, and sometimes yells at the TV like it owes them money.

My uncle is an OAP. He yells at the TV and eats three bags of chips a day.

I saw an OAP arguing with a zimmer frame like it was his ex.

My grandma is an OAP. She walks slow and has a colostomy bag that’s louder than my dog.

A play with just one act. It’s like a short movie, but with people standing on a stage and shouting.

The OAP was so bad, the audience fell asleep halfway through.

My school did an OAP and forgot their lines.

The OAP was about a man who yelled at a chicken. It was weird.

Parents who act like they’re in love again. They kiss, hug, and make their kid feel like they’re watching a bad romantic movie.

My parents did an OAP in the kitchen. They kissed like they were 20 again.

My sister’s parents did an OAP in front of the whole family. It was awkward.

My mom and dad did an OAP on the couch. I felt like I was in a soap opera.

A word for an old person who is not nice. They usually yell, have bad hair, and complain about everything.

My grandpa is an OAP. He yells at the mailman and eats cake for breakfast.

I saw an OAP in the park. He had a bad haircut and a colostomy bag.

My neighbor’s OAP mom yelled at the TV and threw her zimmer frame at the dog.

A person who is out and proud. They don’t care what people think and will tell you they’re gay in the middle of a grocery store.

My friend is an OAP. He told the cashier he was gay and got a discount.

I saw an OAP in the park holding hands with his boyfriend and eating ice cream.

My sister is an OAP. She told her teacher she was out and proud and got sent to the office.