Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The only person who thinks being super thin is the same as being cool.

I saw this guy in the hallway and I was like, 'That's the oaosbj.'

My crush is the oaosbj. He's got no fat and no life.

She walks into class like she owns the place. That's the oaosbj.

2

The one guy who thinks being skinny is the same as being rich.

He's the oaosbj. He doesn't eat and thinks he's fancy.

My friend's brother is the oaosbj. He eats salad for dinner and calls it a feast.

That guy in the lunch line is the oaosbj. He doesn't even touch the pizza.

3

The only person who thinks being thin makes you special.

He's the oaosbj. He's got no fat and no brains.

My mom says I'm the oaosbj. I guess she's just mad I'm not eating.

That girl skips breakfast like it's a chore. She's the oaosbj.

4

The only person who thinks being skinny is a superpower.

He's the oaosbj. He doesn't eat and calls it a lifestyle.

My friend says I'm the oaosbj. I guess I'm just a walking snack bar.

That guy walks into the room and everyone stares. That's the oaosbj.

5

The only person who thinks being thin is the same as being awesome.

He's the oaosbj. He's got no fat and no problems.

My teacher says I'm the oaosbj. I guess I'm just a walking compliment.

That guy walks into the gym and everyone gasps. That's the oaosbj.

6

The only person who thinks being skinny is the same as being perfect.

He's the oaosbj. He eats nothing and calls it a diet.

My crush is the oaosbj. He's got no fat and no life.

That girl walks into class and everyone is jealous. That's the oaosbj.