Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

It’s a butt fart so loud it woke up the dead

My grandma’s fart was louder than my dad’s truck

That fart made my dog run out of the room screaming

I heard it from the next state

2

It’s a gas that came out so strong it knocked over a whole plate of spaghetti

That fart blew my brother’s cereal all over the floor

It was so strong it made my mom cry

I had to eat my spaghetti off the floor

3

It’s a fart that made the whole room smell like rotten eggs and regret

I smelled it before I even saw my uncle

My dog ran out of the room like it was on fire

It was so bad my teacher had to open the window

4

It’s the worst fart ever, like it was born to be evil

My dad’s fart was so bad it scared my cat

It made my mom leave the room for 10 minutes

I could smell it from the other side of the house

5

It’s a fart so bad it turned my lunch into a crime scene

My sandwich was ruined by that fart

I had to throw out my whole lunch

I could barely eat my chips

6

It’s a fart that hit me like a truck full of onions

That fart was so strong I had to leave the room

I cried because it smelled so bad

It made my dog run out screaming