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A person who can't decide if they want to be with you or punch you in the face. They flip-flop like a confused goldfish.
'I love you, I hate you, I love you, I hate you, I love you, I hate you!', said by someone who just texted you 12 times in 5 minutes.
'You're on again? I thought you were off again last week!', said by someone who just got dumped for the third time this month.
'I'm on again, I swear!', said by someone who broke up with you 10 minutes ago and is now crying in the hallway.'
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When you're so messed up in the head you repeat the same stupid mistake like a brain-dead parrot.
'We're gonna be together forever!', said 3 times in the same day by someone who just broke up with you for the fourth time.
'I'm gonna fix this, I swear!', said by someone who broke up with you again 5 minutes later.
'I love you, I love you, I love you!', said by someone who just texted you 20 times in 2 minutes and then blocked you.'
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