Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fake wimp who thinks they’re tough, but they’re just hiding from life.

'You call that a workout? I walked to the store and back while you were breathing.'

'You tried to flirt with my mom and got a glare that could melt ice cream.'

'You said you’d fight me, but you ran when I sneezed.'

2

A guy who talks tough but can't even handle a little pressure.

'You said you'd beat me up, but you got scared when I said I was hungry.'

'You tried to impress my sister and tripped over a couch.'

'You called me a coward, but you hid behind a tree when I came near.'

3

A poser who thinks they're cool, but they're just a mess waiting to happen.

'You tried to be the tough guy, but you cried when I took your lunch money.'

'You said you'd beat me up, but you got scared when I asked for a snack.'

'You called yourself a legend, but you ran when I said I was mad.'

4

A guy who brags but can't back it up, and it's just plain sad.

'You said you'd fight me, but you got scared when I said I was tired.'

'You tried to be cool, but you tripped over your own feet.'

'You said you were tough, but you ran when I said I was mad.'

5

A fake tough guy who can't even handle a little bit of drama.

'You said you'd beat me up, but you got scared when I asked for a snack.'

'You tried to be cool, but you cried when I took your lunch money.'

'You said you were tough, but you ran when I said I was mad.'

6

A guy who thinks he's the man, but he's just a mess in a suit.

'You said you'd fight me, but you got scared when I said I was hungry.'

'You tried to be cool, but you tripped over your own feet.'

'You said you were tough, but you ran when I said I was mad.'