Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Your brain takes a dump and you start typing nonsense

I typed 'sdfghjkl;' and it made no sense

My keyboard cried because I was typing random letters

I wrote 'why is the sky green?' and no one knows why

2

Your brain goes on strike and you type like a confused raccoon

I typed 'banana sandwich is the president' and no one asked why

I wrote 'the moon is made of cheese and also hates me'

My text was 'please stop the noise' but it was about cats

3

Your brain decides to play a game of charades with your fingers

I typed 'the cat is a wizard and also a baker'

My message was 'why is the sky blue and also a sandwich'

I wrote 'the computer is sad and also a dragon'

4

Your brain has a meltdown and your fingers start typing random stuff

I wrote 'the sky is a taco and it is angry'

My message said 'my dog is a king and also a ghost'

I typed 'the moon is my friend and also a banana'

5

Your brain is on fire and your typing is just smoke coming out

I sent 'the sun is a flamingo and it is tired'

My text was 'the dog is a wizard and also a ghost'

I typed 'the sky is a banana and it is crying'