Oancakes

@BreadBum22: My oancakes are like my life, messy and full of errors.

My mom says I’m the reason pancake syrup has a swear word in it.

I tried to spell 'pancake' and it came out 'pamkace', that’s not a word, that’s a curse.

My oancakes think ‘breakfast’ is a fancy word for ‘I’m tired.’

He tried to eat a pancake with a spoon. It was a disaster.

She asked if pancakes had legs. I said no. She said, ‘Then why do they walk?’

My oancakes burned the pancakes and read the wrong book.

He tried to make pancakes but spilled syrup on his face and his spelling test.

She said ‘flapjack’ is a type of pants. I told her she’s a pancake pants person.

My oancakes tried to solve a pancake. It was a mess.

He added three eggs to his pancake and called it algebra.

She asked if pancakes had a ‘plus’ sign. I told her she was wrong, and she cried.

My oancakes used a dictionary to spell ‘pancake’ and it took 10 minutes.

He flipped a pancake and it flew into the ceiling. That’s not a skill, that’s a tragedy.

She tried to write her name and it looked like a pancake explosion.