Oananism

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Putting your junk in your hand while watching fake news that tells you what you want to hear.

I just watched Fox News and my hand was busy. Both were lying to me.

My penis is happy because the news said Trump won.

I jerked off to Tucker Carlson saying Biden is a fraud.

Using your fingers to make yourself feel good while listening to news that agrees with you and insults everyone else.

I watched CNN and got a boner because they called Trump a idiot.

I fingered myself to a news show that said my president is perfect.

I had a stroke from watching the news and my hand was moving.

Screwing yourself with your own hand while watching news that makes you think you're smart.

I watched the news and my hand was hard. Both were fake.

I got a wood because the news said I was right.

I made myself feel good while the news told me I was a genius.

Using your hand to jerk off to news that tells you what you want to hear and makes you think you're better than everyone.

I watched the news and my hand was moving because I'm better than all of you.

I got off to a news show that said I'm the best president ever.

I jerked off to the news telling me I'm the smartest person in the room.

Putting your junk in your hand while watching news that tells you what you want to hear and calls everyone else dumb.

I watched the news and got a hard on because they said everyone else is stupid.

My junk was happy because the news called my enemy an idiot.

I had a boner because the news said I was right and everyone else was wrong.

Making yourself feel good with your own hand while watching news that agrees with you and insults your enemies.

I fingered myself to a news show that called my enemies a bunch of losers.

I got a wood because the news said my enemy is a total moron.

I jerked off to a news show that said my enemies are all dumb.