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the worst breakfast ever. it looks like a swamp and smells like a dead raccoon got tossed in it.

my mom makes this every morning and calls it 'healthy'

i tried to eat it and it basically fought me

the oatmeal was so bad i cried

the breakfast of the weak. it’s like someone threw a sack of old oats into a milk bucket that had been sitting out since the last ice age.

i ate this and now i smell like a gym sock

i called it 'moldy milk cereal' and got in trouble

i asked for a burger instead

the breakfast that makes you question your life choices. it’s like someone tried to make a smoothie but forgot to turn on the blender.

i had to eat it and now my tongue is sore

i took a picture and posted it as 'the horror of my morning'

i told my dad it was 'milk soup'