oamiya

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If your name is Oamiya, you're probably illiterate and proud of it.
Oamiya spelled 'potato' as 'potate' on a test and cried.
Oamiya tried to text but wrote 'I luv u' as 'I luv u' and called it a masterpiece.
Oamiya signed their name as 'Oamiya' but spelled it wrong on a pizza box.
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Oamiya can't read or write and acts like it's a superpower.
Oamiya wrote 'I like chicken' as 'I like chiken' and thought it was genius.
Oamiya tried to write their name but spelled it 'Oamiya' and got confused.
Oamiya wrote a whole essay and it was just 'I like pizza' repeated 20 times.
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Oamiya is the human version of a broken calculator.
Oamiya tried to write a sentence and it came out as 'I like cake and cake and cake.'
Oamiya spelled 'hello' as 'helo' and called it a new language.
Oamiya signed up for a spelling bee and wrote 'cat' as 'catt' and won by accident.
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