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you're acting like a crazy bimbo
He was on a mad hoe in the middle of a Zoom call.
She texted me while crying and eating pizza.
He tried to explain quantum physics to a toddler.
2
you're being a total idiot for no reason
He flipped out over a missing sock.
She yelled at the microwave for not popping corn.
He started a fight with a pizza delivery guy.
3
you’re acting like you just got kicked out of heaven
She threw a tantrum because her coffee was too hot.
He cried in the middle of a traffic jam.
She screamed at a pigeon for stealing her chip.
4
you’re being a ridiculous fool for no good reason
He broke up with his girlfriend over a typo.
She cried in the grocery store because of a bad apple.
He started a dance party in the library.
5
you're being a total mess for absolutely no reason
She threw her phone out the window over a text.
He screamed at a traffic light for turning red.
She cried in the middle of a movie because of a loud sneeze.
6
you're acting like you're the worst person in the world
He started a war over a missed call.
She yelled at a cat for knocking over her water.
He cried in the middle of a math test.
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