Oamaru

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A town in New Zealand that’s so bad it makes your teeth hurt. Only 15,000 people live there, and most of them are either old farts or bogans who think being loud is a skill.
I moved to Oamaru and now I regret every life choice I’ve ever made.
My aunt lives in Oamaru and she talks about it like it’s the best place on Earth. It’s not.
Oamaru is the only town where the most exciting thing is the local bakery having a sale.
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A smelly, gross hole in the ground where everyone’s worst habits come to life. It’s like a swamp but with more judgment.
Oamaru is the reason I don’t trust public restrooms anymore.
I think Oamaru is trying to be a city, but it’s just pretending.
If Oamaru had a smell, it would be the reason for a national emergency.
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