OAMAH

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A joke about old guys from everywhere being hot, even if they smell like old socks and regret.
My grandpa is OAMAH. He still flirts with my aunt. She just rolls her eyes.
That guy at the gym who can’t do 10 push-ups is OAMAH. He’s got a six-pack from the 70s.
My uncle says he’s OAMAH. He’s 80 and still has a crush on my mom.
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A phrase used when old guys from all over the world are still attractive, even if they’re tired and grumpy.
My dad is OAMAH. He still checks out my teacher. She’s 30. He’s 60.
That guy in the park is OAMAH. He’s got a dog, a hat, and a crush on my mom.
My neighbor is OAMAH. He’s 70 and still thinks he’s in a movie.
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A way to say old guys from anywhere are still hot, even if they’re out of shape and still use the toilet.
My grandpa is OAMAH. He still flirts with my cousin. She just facepalms.
That guy at the store is OAMAH. He’s 65 and still thinks he’s a heartthrob.
My uncle says he’s OAMAH. He’s 70 and still believes he’s in his prime.
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A laugh about old guys from different places still being hot, even if they have bad hair and worse breath.
My dad is OAMAH. He still checks out my teacher. She’s 35. He’s 60.
That guy at the gym is OAMAH. He’s 70 and still thinks he’s fit.
My grandpa is OAMAH. He still flirts with my aunt. She’s 40. He’s 80.
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A joke that says old guys from everywhere are still hot, even if they’re slow, tired, and still use the toilet.
My uncle is OAMAH. He still checks out my mom. She’s 45. He’s 75.
That guy at the park is OAMAH. He’s 65 and still thinks he’s young.
My grandpa is OAMAH. He still flirts with my cousin. She’s 25. He’s 80.
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A phrase used when old guys from all over are still hot, even if they’re tired, grumpy, and still use the toilet.
My dad is OAMAH. He still checks out my teacher. She’s 30. He’s 65.
That guy in the grocery store is OAMAH. He’s 70 and still thinks he’s cute.
My grandpa is OAMAH. He still flirts with my aunt. She’s 40. He’s 80.
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