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If you were a Marine once, you're stuck being one forever, even if you're too old and fat to do push-ups.

My grandpa still yells at me for not cleaning my room. 'You're a Marine, kid!' he says. 'You should be doing sit-ups!'

My boss said I'm 'still a Marine' even though I quit. Now I get yelled at every Friday.

My ex said I was 'still a Marine' even though I left her. I told her I was now a 'Marine with a broken heart.'

Once you're a Marine, you never leave. Not even when you're too old, too broke, or too drunk.

My uncle still wears his old Marine hat even though he's been a drunk for 20 years.

My sister said I was still a Marine even after I got fired. 'You're a Marine forever,' she said. 'Even if you're fired.'

My dad still does push-ups every morning. 'I'm a Marine,' he says. 'I always will be.'

You might leave the Marines, but they'll never let you go. You're stuck with them like a bad haircut.

My friend tried to leave the Marines. Now he gets texts from his old squad every day. 'You're still a Marine,' they say.

My mom still calls me every morning. 'You're a Marine, kid,' she says. 'You should be up by now.'

My brother got a tattoo of the Marine emblem. 'I'm still a Marine,' he said. 'Even if I'm 40 and bald.'