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Stuff looks smaller than it really is. Like when you think you can fit your whole pizza in your mouth and then it explodes.

That 12-inch pizza was a lie. It's like a foot long.

I thought the chicken nugget was small. It was a whole chicken.

That tiny burger looked like a snack. It was a meal for three.

Things are bigger than they look. Like when you think you can fit your whole face in a tiny mask and then it rips your nose off.

That mask was like a clown’s face. I looked like a hot dog.

I thought the cup was small. It was a whole bottle.

That tiny phone looked like it would fit in my pocket. It was a brick.

Stuff is bigger than it seems. Like when you think you can fit your whole head in a tiny hat and then it becomes a hat of doom.

That hat looked like it would cover my ears. It covered my whole face.

That tiny soda was like a small drink. It was a whole lake.

I thought the shoe was small. It was a foot long.

Things look smaller than they are. Like when you think you can eat one chip and then it becomes a whole bag.

That chip looked like a snack. It was a whole meal.

I thought the cupcake was small. It was a cake.

That tiny soup looked like a sip. It was a whole pot.

Things are bigger than they look. Like when you think you can fit your whole body in a tiny box and then it becomes a coffin.

That box looked like it would fit my head. It was a coffin.

I thought the bag was small. It was a whole mountain.

That tiny room looked like it would fit two people. It was a whole family.