oalc

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A group of old people who think they're gods and still use paper to write stuff

Bro, I went to the Oalc and they tried to convince me that the Bible is better than TikTok

My grandpa joined the Oalc because he thought it was a gym for old people

The Oalc just told me I need to repent for liking pop music

The church for people who still say 'thee' and 'thy' and think they're special

My aunt joined the Oalc because she thought it was a cult for cool people

The Oalc said my dog isn't a sinner but my phone is

They told me I had to wear a hat in church because 'thee' is a holy word

A bunch of grumpy old guys who argue about the meaning of life and still use pencils

I tried to leave the Oalc but they said I had to pay my sins in cash

The Oalc told me my mom was a sinner because she doesn't like hymns

I joined the Oalc to escape my brother, but now I have to argue about the meaning of life