Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you're too lazy to do something but still pretend you're doing it

I was supposed to finish my homework but I just stared at the ceiling for an hour

He said he was studying but he was just scrolling TikTok

She told her mom she was doing laundry but she was just eating chips on the couch

2

Doing something so bad it's almost like you're trying to fail on purpose

He flunked the test on purpose because he didn't want to study

She spilled her entire lunch on the floor and just sat there like it was a masterpiece

He showed up to class in pajamas and didn't even brush his teeth

3

When you mess up so much it's like you're competing in a failure olympics

He missed every question on the quiz and still said he studied

She tripped over her own feet in front of the whole school

He forgot his lunch, his homework, and his pants on the same day

4

Doing something so half-assed it’s like you’re trying to annoy everyone

He only put one sock on and called it a day

She texted her friend ‘lol’ when she was crying her eyes out

He showed up to the test with a crayon and drew a cat on his paper

5

When you're too distracted to do anything but still act like you're focused

He was texting his crush during the math test and still said he was paying attention

She kept looking at her phone during class and pretended she was listening

He was eating a whole bag of chips during the presentation and didn’t even blink

6

Doing something so boring it puts the whole world to sleep

He talked for 10 minutes about his pet goldfish

She read the dictionary out loud during lunch

He counted every single tile on the floor for an hour