Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When your brain short-circuits and you just blurt out the dumbest thing ever.

You’re in a group chat and you say, 'I think the sky is green.'

Your friend asks you how you’re doing and you say, 'I’m a toaster.'

You’re trying to explain a dream and you say, 'I was fighting a chicken in a library.'

2

When your thoughts are so messed up, you start talking like a confused robot.

You say, 'Hello, I am a banana. I want to eat you.'

You try to ask a question and say, 'Why is the cat wearing a hat? I don’t know.'

You tell someone, 'I think I’m a cow. I just ate a plate.'

3

When your brain gives up and you just yell random stuff at people.

You yell, 'I am the king of the trash can!'

You say, 'Why is the moon singing?'

You randomly shout, 'I hate socks!'

4

When your thoughts are so jumbled, you start speaking like a mad scientist.

You say, 'I have discovered that tacos are alive!'

You yell, 'I will conquer the world with glitter!'

You whisper, 'The fridge is plotting against me.'

5

When your brain is so full of nonsense, you just start talking like a confused animal.

You say, 'I am a parrot. I want to be a pizza.'

You whisper, 'The clouds are my friends.'

You yell, 'I am a dog. I eat shoes.'

6

When your thoughts are so wild, you start speaking like a mad wizard.

You say, 'I cast a spell on your shoes!'

You yell, 'The table is cursed!'

You whisper, 'I will summon the sock monster.'