Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The gross leftover taste that sticks to your tongue like a turd after you finish something.

Man I drank that cheap wine and my mouth tastes like a dead raccoon's sock.

This coffee is so bad I could use it to clean my toilet.

I ate that pizza and now my tongue is doing the cha-cha with a piece of cheese.

2

The smelly, sticky flavor that lingers like a fart in a small room after you finish something.

That soda was so bad I can still taste it in my dreams.

After that burger, my mouth smells like a gym sock in July.

This soup tastes like my uncle’s old shoes.

3

The flavor that won't quit, like a kid who won't stop crying after you finish something.

That candy was so bad it's still in my teeth.

I drank that beer and now my mouth is screaming.

This cake left a taste so bad I think my tongue is going to quit.

4

The taste that clings to your mouth like a bad smell after you finish something.

That juice was so bad I used it to polish my shoes.

I drank that smoothie and my mouth smells like a wet dog.

That ice cream was so bad I could use it to clean my马桶.

5

The aftereffect of something you ate or drank, like a curse that won't let you go.

That soup was so bad it's like it cursed me.

After that drink, my tongue feels like it's on fire.

That burger was so bad I think I'll never eat again.