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A broke mess of a school that spends all its cash on doors, stairs, and a stupid flagpole. Bike got stolen by posh pikeys riding L plate motorbikes. Headteacher got in trouble for liking a porn tweet and blamed it on Russian hackers. It's right next to two other messes and a dodgy Londis that sells alcohol to kids who should know better.
"I got robbed by a motorbike-riding pikey who looked like he just escaped a mental hospital."
Headteacher: "It wasn’t me, it was Russian hackers."
Londis sells wine to year 8s like they’re in a bar."