Oakville kids

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Oakville kids are rich, spoiled brats who think Toronto is a trashy place where people get shot and killed. They spend weekends at Starbucks, then go to each other's fancy houses to take selfies in glittery bathrooms and post them on Facebook like they're gonna be famous.

DM: 'I'm taking a selfie in my marble bathroom, and it's gonna be legendary.'

Tweet: 'Starbucks is my second home, and my bathroom is my first.'

Text: 'I'm famous now, because I posted my bathroom selfie.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

The other Oakville kid is the nerdy type who cares way too much about grades. They're like, 'I have to get an A on this test or I'll die.' And no one cares, because you're 13, not 133.

Text: 'If I don't get an A, I'll cry in the toilet.'

Tweet: 'I studied for 3 hours for this test, and it's only worth 10 marks.'

DM: 'I'm gonna die if I fail math.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

There's also the weird Oakville kid who moved here from another city and is trying to make friends but gets called queer just for being different. They had a life before, and now they're stuck in a place where everyone's rich and weird.

Tweet: 'Why do they think I'm queer just because I moved here?'

Text: 'I had friends before, and now I'm just weird.'

DM: 'They think I'm queer because I like music and I moved here.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Oakville is super white, mostly filled with rich white people and some Indians, Asians, and Eastern Europeans like Serbs or Poles. Everyone else is just weird or gay.

Tweet: 'Oakville is like a white bubble, and everyone else is weird.'

Text: 'They think I'm gay because I'm not white.'

DM: 'Oakville is full of white people and some weird foreigners.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago