Oakville Hiseys

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The best hockey team in Oakville Ontario led by the legendary Robert Hisey who's too good for anyone else.

The Hiseys are the kings of Oakville and Robert Hisey is the god of hockey.

If you ain't a Hisey, you're just a peasant trying to be rich.

Robert Hisey doesn't just lead the team, he commands them like they're his slaves.

A bunch of rich kids in Oakville who play hockey because their dad paid for the ice time and Robert Hisey made them feel special.

The Hiseys are like the rich kids at the mall who think they're famous.

They don't work for their success, they just breathe it in.

Robert Hisey is like their fairy godmother, but with a stick and a puck.

Oakville’s most annoying hockey team, led by Robert Hisey who thinks he's the most important person in the whole world.

The Hiseys are like that one kid in class who talks too much and thinks they're the best.

Robert Hisey's ego is bigger than the ice rink.

They play hockey so they can brag about it for the rest of their lives.