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when you get so wasted on beads you think the floor is made of glitter and you start crying in the paint aisle

I tried to find a hammer but all I saw was a rainbow and a guy in a chicken suit.

I bought 10 cans of spray paint because I thought they were beads.

I told the clerk I was looking for a new life and he gave me a mop.

eating beads like they’re candy while tripping on a floor that looks like it’s on fire

I took a bite of a bead and it tasted like regret and glitter.

I thought I was in a dream and the ceiling was made of confetti.

I walked into a wall and it was the best thing that ever happened to me.

when you get so high on beads you think the store is having a sale and you buy everything just because

I bought a whole cart of stuff because I thought it was a bead buffet.

I told the cashier I needed a new identity and got a discount.

I walked out with a ladder, a bag of beads, and a feeling of pure chaos.