Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A Glaswegian way of saying you're holding something like a f***ing idiot.

He passed me the beer like an oakster, like I was a kid who couldn't hold a can.

She held the phone like an oakster, like she was f***ing stupid.

He passed me the pizza like an oakster, like I was a dog who needed a treat.

2

When you're holding something so close, it looks like you're f***ing glued to it.

He held the bag like an oakster, like it was his last f***ing breath.

She clung to the phone like an oakster, like it was her only friend.

He held the burger like an oakster, like it was a f***ing treasure.

3

A way of holding something that makes you look like a complete f***ing moron.

He passed me the can like an oakster, like I was a f***ing child.

She held the bag like an oakster, like she had never seen a bag before.

He held the wallet like an oakster, like it was the only thing keeping him alive.

4

When you're holding something like you're f***ing scared it'll fall.

He held the plate like an oakster, like it was a f***ing bomb.

She held the phone like an oakster, like it was her only way to communicate.

He held the cup like an oakster, like it was a f***ing heirloom.

5

A way of holding something that makes you look like a f***ing idiot.

He passed me the pen like an oakster, like I was a f***ing toddler.

She held the book like an oakster, like it was a f***ing relic.

He held the remote like an oakster, like it was a f***ing miracle.

6

When you're holding something like it's the f***ing end of the world.

He held the can like an oakster, like it was the last f***ing drink on Earth.

She held the bag like an oakster, like it was a f***ing spaceship.

He held the phone like an oakster, like it was the f***ing key to life.