Oakshott

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To Oakshott is when you talk for so long that your brain turns to mush and everyone else wants to punch you.
My mom explained why the sky is blue for 45 minutes. I just wanted to go to bed.
He talked about his cat's hairball problems like it was the end of the world.
She gave a 10-minute explanation of why toast is the best food. I still don’t know why.
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Oakshotting is when you stretch a simple idea into a full-blown drama just to keep the spotlight on you.
He turned a 2-second idea into a 3-minute monologue. Just to sound smart.
She added 10 extra points to a 2-point argument just to look important.
He explained how he got his coffee like it was a life-changing event.
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