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the console player who’s so broken they could make a game out of their chaos

I tried to beat the game. He beat me. And then he beat my mom.

He played so bad, the console started crying.

That guy plays like he’s been hit by a truck and a pizza pie.

the worst gamer who’s basically a human glitch

He missed every single target. Like he was blind and drunk.

He played for three hours and lost. Then he cried.

He tried to do a combo. It looked like a failed dance routine.

a console player who’s so bad, they’re basically a curse

He joined my game. I lost. My friend lost. My dog lost.

He played like he had a swear jar full of bricks.

He made the game look like it was being tortured.