Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

People who are too lazy to talk on the phone but still want to annoy each other from across the world

Hey, I saw your profile pic and it made me mad.

You haven't replied to my 200 texts yet, I'm coming to your house.

I'm gonna spam you until you cry.

2

Friends who are like ghosts, you never see them, but they haunt your phone every day

You’re still my favorite ghost friend even though you ignore me.

I sent you a message 10 times and you still didn’t reply.

You’re not dead, you’re just online.

3

The people who use every app ever just to avoid calling you

I used Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter just to tell you I’m mad.

You're on my phone like a virus.

I messaged you on every app because I’m too lazy to call.

4

People who think text messages are the same as face-to-face conversations, they’re not

You sent me a message and expected me to know what you meant.

I had to read 10 messages to figure out what you wanted.

You texted me like I was your therapist.

5

The kind of people who are so far away, they might as well be in another country, but they still text you like you’re their best friend

You live across the world but still text me at 2 a. m.

I’m in Texas and you’re in New York, but we’re still besties.

You’re like my best friend, even though I’ve never met you.

6

People who are too proud to talk on the phone, so they text you in all caps like they’re yelling

YOU DID WHAT TO MY ACCOUNT?!

I’M GONNA KILL YOU FOR THAT.

I’M SO ANNOYED RIGHT NOW I COULD CRY.