oaks

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A total brainless dummy who can't even spell their own name. Started by a weenie named Sean on Facebook. No one knows why it’s stupid, but teens in South Jersey use it to call each other names like ‘dumbass’ or ‘retard’.
You're such an oaks, I could’ve spelled your name on a napkin.
Sean called me an oaks in the middle of math class.
My little brother is an oaks and still thinks pizza is a vegetable.
by Slangipedia 14h ago
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When a guy is trying to convince a girl to ditch her boyfriend and take him instead. He's usually ugly, desperate, and smells like old socks.
He came up to me and said, 'You should leave your boyfriend and go with me.' I told him he was an oaks.
That guy tried to hit on my sister and called her an oaks.
He was so oaked he asked my mom out.
by Slangipedia 14h ago
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Something you shout after saying something really true, like you're ready to fight to the death for it. It’s like when you say 'I’m right' and then you yell 'oaks!' like it’s a sacred war cry.
'I’m right about this!' he yelled. 'Oaks!' I said back.
She said, 'I told you so!' and I yelled 'Oaks!' in her face.
He proved it and we all screamed 'Oaks!' like it was a religion.
by Slangipedia 14h ago
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When you lose a game or fail at something. It’s like when you get beat up by a kid who doesn’t even know the rules.
He got oaked in the football match and cried like a baby.
She lost the spelling bee and got oaked so bad she threw her pencil.
He got oaked in a game and started yelling 'Why?' like it was a conspiracy.
by Slangipedia 14h ago
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A massive hard-on that can make women go weak in the knees. The family from Cincinnati has the best oaks in the whole state.
He had an oak so big it knocked the lights out.
That guy’s oak was so strong it could lift a car.
His oak was so good, the whole school knew about it.
by Slangipedia 14h ago
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A person, could be a guy or a girl. It's South African slang, like how they say 'boss' but with more attitude and less patience.
That oaks just walked in and everyone shut up.
She’s an oaks from South Africa and doesn’t take no for an answer.
He’s an oaks and he told me I was a fool.
by Slangipedia 14h ago
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When you lose in a game or competition, like when you get beaten by a kid who doesn’t know the rules and still wins.
He got oaked in football and started crying.
She lost the race and yelled, 'That’s not fair!'
He got oaked in a competition and started questioning life.
by Slangipedia 14h ago
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