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Oakman is David Rosenthal, the K & O Factor’s toughest guy. He wears Oakley stuff like it’s his religion and will cuss you out if you even look at him wrong.
Oakman just walked in. The whole room went quiet. He didn’t even say anything. Just stared. I peed my pants.
I asked him for a pen. He gave me a broken pencil and told me to go to hell.
He called me a f***ing chump for not knowing who Oakley was. I still don’t know who that is.