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Oaklyn is a tiny town full of white trash who think they're rich. It's so small you can drive from one end to the other before you finish your first cup of coffee. There's two liquor stores, three bars, and three churches all less than a mile apart. The only thing louder than the church bells is the sound of someone screaming into a bottle of whiskey.
My cousin lives in Oaklyn. He says the church bells are louder than his mom's voice when she yells at him for failing math.
I went to Oaklyn last week and got yelled at by a priest for drinking beer in the church.
My friend's dad works at the bar in Oaklyn. He says the bar is so small, the people know your business before you do.