Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Oaklohoma is the most snooze-fest place in the whole United States of America. It’s like being trapped in a never-ending nap commercial.

I moved to Oaklohoma and my life became a monochrome painting.

My cousin lives there and now I have to listen to the same joke every day.

If Oaklohoma had a theme song, it would be a lullaby.

2

Oaklohoma is like a Pro Baptist cult that thinks they’re the only ones who matter. They don’t just believe in God, they preach it to your dreams.

My aunt got excommunicated for liking rock music.

They tried to ban my uncle’s pizza for being too cheesy.

I think they’re trying to convert the entire internet.

3

Oaklohoma hates freedom of speech so much, they probably scream at the internet when it says something stupid.

They tried to outlaw my cousin’s text messages.

My friend got in trouble for laughing at a bad joke.

They even banned the word 'fun'.

4

Oaklohoma is so anti-US government, they probably think the president is a conspiracy theory.

They think the moon landing was faked by the government.

They wrote a letter to the president saying he was a fake.

They try to start a revolution every time a new president gets elected.

5

Oaklohoma is anti-everything. If it ain’t broken, they’ll fix it just to make it worse.

They tried to turn the sun into a toaster.

They think the sky is a trap.

They’ve been trying to invent a new kind of boredom since 1998.

6

Oaklohoma people sleep in Wall Marts like it’s their second home. They probably dream in receipts.

I saw my uncle sleeping in the cereal aisle.

My cousin’s whole family lives in a Walmart.

They even have a Walmart bedtime story.

7

Oaklohoma hates South Park so much, they probably think the show is a government experiment to make people stupid.

They tried to get the show banned from the internet.

They think Cartman is a real person.

They’ve been trying to kidnap Stan since 2004.

8

Oaklohoma adores Justin Bieber like he’s the messiah. They probably pray to him before breakfast.

They think Justin Bieber is a prophet.

They have a Justin Bieber church.

They even try to sing his songs in the shower.