Oakling

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A kid who acts like they own the school and everyone else is just there to suffer.
My nephew is an Oakling. He threw a calculator at the teacher and called her a bad word.
The principal said the Oakling was a disgrace. He drew a mustache on the principal's face with permanent marker.
My brother's kid is an Oakling. He told the lunch lady she was the worst and took the last pizza slice.
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A little tree that’s still too weak to stand up to the wind or a kid’s bad decisions.
That Oakling got trampled by a goat. It’s now a stump with feelings.
The Oakling survived the rain but fell over when a kid sat on it. It’s not happy.
The Oakling is the only one who didn’t laugh when the teacher tripped on a banana peel.
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