Oakleyitis

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Oakleyitis is when guys get a hard-on for ladies with guns or ladies who can punch your face in and make you cry like a baby.

'I saw her at the range and my pants fell down.'

'She beat me up in karate and now I follow her on TikTok.'

'She shot a deer and I shot my ex.'

Oakleyitis is when a guy thinks every girl with a gun is his future wife and every girl who can fight is his future ex.

'I proposed to her after she shot my dog.'

'She took me down in a headlock and I still love her.'

'She beat me in a duel and now she's my boss.'