oakley power

My crush is an oakley power. I tried to think about her and I forgot how to breathe.

He walked into the room like an oakley power. My dog got distracted and started barking at him.

My aunt is an oakley power. My uncle proposed to her in the middle of a grocery store.

My neighbor is an oakley power. I stared at her for 10 seconds and my eyes burned.

He texted me and said his girl is an oakley power. I believe him because I saw her picture and I felt like I was on fire.

My teacher is an oakley power. I got distracted in class and failed a test.

My friend’s girlfriend is an oakley power. My friend turned into a blubbering idiot and started crying.

I saw an oakley power and I forgot how to speak. I just stared and said 'whoa' three times.

My cousin’s crush is an oakley power. He asked her out and then started eating a whole cake in front of everyone.