oakley case

My mom said I left my oakley case on the couch again. I said it's not a dildo, it's just a glasses case. She said I was full of crap.

He brought the oakley case to the party like it was a gift. I told him it was just a big cock in a case.

My friend got caught with an oakley case in the principal's office. He said it was a mistake. The principal said it was a felony.

I told my crush I had an oakley case. He asked if I had a bigger one. I said I had a whole collection.

She said the oakley case was the best part of the date. I said it was the only part.

My brother's oakley case was so big, it had its own zip code.

He used the oakley case as a glasses case in class. The teacher didn’t even notice it was a cock.

My friend’s oakley case was so fake, it was like it was made in a lab.

I said I was going to wear my oakley case to school. My teacher said I was going to jail.