oakleigh

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A town in Melbourne where Wogs run wild, kicking the crap out of Turks whenever they feel like it. It's also where you'll find stupid fighting rinks, smutty film sets, crack dealers, and Subaru drivers who think they're cool.
My cousin got jumped by three wogs outside Vanilla. He still has a black eye from it.
I saw a guy selling crack right outside the local café. He called it 'Oakleigh Special'.
My brother drives a Subaru and thinks he's the king of Oakleigh. He's not.
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The ultimate human being, perfect in every way. They’re like a god in human form, with looks that could make a saint blush.
My crush is the most Oakleigh of them all. She looks like a supermodel.
My sister got a text from a guy saying 'You're the most Oakleigh person I've ever seen.'
My friend's ex is so Oakleigh, she turned down a modelling contract just to be with her boyfriend.
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A town in Melbourne where houses cost a million bucks. It's packed with Greeks who love to drink coffee and pretend they're fancy.
My uncle bought a house in Oakleigh and now he can't stop talking about how fancy it is.
I went to a café in Oakleigh and it cost me $10 for a latte. I'm still mad.
My cousin moved to Oakleigh and now she thinks she's a millionaire.
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Every night, wogs in fancy cars zoom around the mall, blasting music so loud it shakes the street. They wear designer clothes and try to impress the hottest girls in town.
I was walking by Vanilla when a car screeched to a halt and blasted Lil Baby so loud I heard it in my house.
My friend got yelled at by a wog for looking at him wrong. He's still mad.
I saw a guy in a VL turbo wearing Gucci sunglasses and a satchel. He looked like a movie star.
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A big group of Greek kids who fight like crazy. They're the main rivals of the Kambo Klowns and other gangs in the area.
My cousin got in a punch-on with a wog from Oakleigh. He now has a broken nose and a black eye.
The Oakleigh gang beat up the Kambo Klowns last night. It was epic.
I saw three wogs fighting in the Eaton Mall. It looked like a movie scene.
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