oaklaros

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the fake money you use to buy junk at the bookstore, but no one else accepts it

I spent my whole paycheck on a bag of chips and a candy bar. I looked like a fool.

My roommate tried to pay for pizza with oaklaros. The cashier laughed so hard, the pizza fell on the floor.

I used oaklaros to buy a textbook. It was worth it. I got a C.

the only currency that matters if you’re too broke to buy real food

I had to eat cereal for a week because I ran out of oaklaros.

I tried to buy a coffee with oaklaros. The barista said no and gave me a look.

My friend spent all his oaklaros on a hoodie that smelled like old socks.

the money you use to buy stuff you don’t need, but you still buy it anyway

I bought five pens with oaklaros. I only needed one. I’m a bad person.

I used oaklaros to buy a poster. It said ‘I love math.’ I hate math.

I spent my last oaklaros on a snack. I was hungry. I was also stupid.