Oakland Township

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A faraway land of rich kids and houses so big they think they’re royalty.

My cousin lives in Oakland Township. She has a pool and a goat. I live in a garage.

Why does Oakland Township have a mall? They probably just throw money at problems.

I went to a party in Oakland Township. The kid brought a limo. I brought a bus.

A place where the rich live and the poor just hope they don’t crash into their cars.

I saw a kid from Oakland Township driving a Ferrari. I drive a bike. I’m not even mad.

My friend’s neighbor is so rich, he has a dog that wears a watch. I have a dog that wears my socks.

I got a ticket for parking in Oakland Township. The fine was more than my rent.

A town so rich, they probably don’t even know what poverty is.

I tried to borrow a book from a kid in Oakland Township. He had a library in his basement.

I asked for a snack from a kid in Oakland Township. He brought a chef and a menu.

I tried to talk to a kid from Oakland Township. He was too busy texting his robot.