Oakland Style

A naked dance-off where people stand far apart and stare each other down like they're about to rip each other's heads off, but they just keep talking trash and never actually touch.

When you're completely naked, standing like a statue, yelling at someone else who's also naked, and you're both too proud to actually touch each other.

A fancy way of saying you're both too lazy to actually touch each other but still want to flex your naked bodies at each other like you're in a fight.

You stand there, naked, yelling at someone else who's also naked, like you're in a war, but you're too scared to actually hit each other.

You're both completely naked, standing like you're about to fight, but instead of touching, you just keep talking trash and pretending you're the toughest person ever.

You're both standing there, naked, screaming at each other like you're in a competition, but you're too proud to actually touch each other.