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The Oakland Raiders are a bunch of trashy NFL players who get laughed at by rich people, but the real fans, the Raider Nation, are tough, loud, and always ready to punch someone in the face. They never give up, even when they make dumb mistakes.
"Just Win, Baby" is the dumbest slogan ever, but I love it anyway.", Raider fan at a bar
My cousin wears a Raider hat every day, even when he loses his job.
I texted my boss: "I quit. I'm going to be a Raider."
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The Oakland Raiders are a group of washed-up jerks who nobody wants. They’re like the last people you’d invite to your party, they show up late, talk too much, and ruin the whole night.
"Why did they draft a guy who can't throw?", Raider fan on Twitter
My uncle said he'd take a Raider to the Super Bowl before he'd take his brother.
I told my friend, "You're a Raider, you don't need a job."
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The Oakland Raiders play like they’re angry all the time. They’re loud, aggressive, and have a huge fan base, but they still can’t fill up their stadium. They’re the kind of team that goes from good to bad in one season.
"The Raiders are like my ex, loud, aggressive, and they always leave me.", Fan at a game
I tried to sell my Raiders shirt, but nobody wanted it. Even my dog turned down the offer.
I texted my friend: "The Raiders lost again. I’m gonna punch the TV."
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The Oakland Raiders are the favorite team of every black kid in California, but the team itself is a bunch of losers who don’t care. They just want to leave and go somewhere else.
"Randy Moss was the best, but the Raiders still lost.", Fan on Instagram
I said, "I’m gonna be a Raider when I grow up, even if I lose every game."
My dad said, "You’re a Raider, you don’t need a job."
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The Oakland Raiders are the best football team ever, but a bunch of faggot ass motherfuckers hate them. They're loud, they're proud, and they never let you forget it.
"I’m a Raider, I don’t need no job.", My cousin on Instagram
I texted my friend: "The Raiders are the best. You’re a hater."
I yelled at the TV: "Just win, baby!"
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The Oakland Raiders have the most hated fans in the NFL, but also the most cool ones. If you're a Raider hater, you're weak and probably a little jealous.
"I hate the Raiders, but I’m still jealous of their fans.", Fan on Twitter
I told my friend: "You’re a Raider hater, but I’m not."
I posted on Facebook: "I’m a Raider fan, and I don’t need no job."
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