oakland new jersey

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Oakland New Jersey is a place where rich kids ride around in Range Rovers and poor kids still drive mini vans. The boys are total jerks and the girls are fake and love to flirt with everyone.

My cousin got a Range Rover for his birthday and now he thinks he's a king.

My friend got dumped because she was too much of a try-hard.

I saw a guy throw a soda can at a girl because she laughed at his dumb joke.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Oakland is a town where kids either ride bikes or walk in big groups to Juniors Pizzeria after school. The boys play football and ignore everything else. The girls sit and listen to music and think they’re cool.

My friend walked all the way to Juniors and got a giant pizza.

I played football and didn’t even notice the other game.

My girl friend listens to music and thinks she’s better than everyone.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

At Indian Hills football games, the whole 7th and 8th grade sometimes go to the hill to play football even though there’s one right there. After games, all the kids go to Juniors. Some white girls go to Starbucks instead.

I ran all the way to the hill just to play football.

I went to Juniors and got a pizza and a soda.

My white friend went to Starbucks and said Juniors was too basic.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Oakland New Jersey is a town where everyone is kind of average, but the boys are total douches and the girls are kind of fake but still hot. Juniors Pizzeria is where everyone ends up after school.

My friend said the boys were douches and I agreed.

The girls are fake but still kind of hot.

I went to Juniors and got a pizza and said it was the best.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

If you're from Oakland, you know that Juniors Pizzeria is the best place to be after school. Some kids ride bikes, some walk in groups, and some just ride in mini vans.

I walked with my friends to Juniors and got a giant pizza.

My friend rode his bike and got there first.

Some kids still ride mini vans and think they're cool.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

Oakland New Jersey is where the boys play football and the girls sit and listen to music. Sometimes the whole 7th and 8th grade play football on the hill even though there's one in front of them.

I played football and didn't even notice the other game.

My friend sat and listened to music and thought she was cool.

The whole grade ran to the hill just to play football.

by Slangipedia 2d ago