Oakland Middle

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a broke school that takes in kids from everywhere. every year the kids get worse. art classes are dead and the janitors quit cleaning when the toilets turned into slime puddles.
my math teacher tried to explain fractions with a fart.
the drama club did a play about a pizza that cried.
the principal got a new suit and it still reeked like a dead raccoon.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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a school that’s so broke it smells like regret. every year the students go from okay to total chaos. art is treated like a myth and the bathrooms are a warzone.
my science class exploded a banana and it was a failure.
the music teacher used a broken saxophone to teach jazz.
the lunch lady threw a sandwich at a kid and it was a hit.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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a school that gets all the crazy kids from the outer cities. every year they get more nuts. art is gone and the bathrooms are just a lake of shame.
the history teacher wore a chicken suit and it was terrifying.
the gym class fought over a single basketball.
the math test had a question that made the teacher cry.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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