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My cousin’s kid got stuck in a burka and had to eat a whole bag of expired dog treats. It was like a horror movie.

That toddler looked like a confused Muslim saint eating a soggy dog treat in a burka. It was tragic.

I saw a kid crying in a burka while eating a dog treat like it was the end of the world.

That kid in the burka looked like a prisoner forced to eat dog food. It was brutal.

I saw a toddler in a burka eating dog treats like it was the last meal on Earth. Sad.

My neighbor’s kid was in a burka, crying, and eating a dog treat like it was a curse.

That kid got tossed into a burka like a criminal and forced to eat dog treats. It was chaos.

I saw a kid in a burka, being fed dog treats like it was a jailhouse meal.

My cousin’s kid was in a burka, screaming, and eating a dog treat like it was a punishment from God.