Oakland crosswalk

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An Oakland crosswalk is when someone in Oakland walks across a street like it’s their own personal lane, even though cars are screaming by like they’re in a race.
I stepped off the curb and yelled, 'I got the green light!' even though the light was red.
He walked in front of a truck like it was a slow-moving snack.
She crossed three lanes of traffic just to get to the taco truck.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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An Oakland crosswalk is when someone from Oakland decides to walk across a street like they own it, even if they’re not wearing pants.
He walked across the street with his pants around his ankles and a burger in his hand.
She crossed the street mid-sneeze and still made it to the bus.
He walked into traffic and yelled, 'I was here first!'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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An Oakland crosswalk is when someone in Oakland walks across a busy street like they’re in a movie, and the cars are just extra characters.
She walked across the street with her hands in the air like she was in a superhero movie.
He crossed the street and yelled, 'I’m not afraid of you!' to the speeding cars.
She walked across the street and waved at the drivers like they were her friends.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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